Ron Ahmanson doesn’t remember his last vacation. His 52 weeks of unused PTO have forced management to buy him a vacation and send him on it. So, Ron finds himself taking an all-expenses-paid Caribbean cruise that he doesn’t want to be on. Even though it’s paid for, he still obsesses about money. Even though he knows he needs to “get out more,” he hates the notion of socializing with regular dinner mates. And even though the LAST thing on Earth he wants to do is work on himself, this particular “Walmart on the water” turns out to be a fully immersive program into the motivational musings of an over-amped self-empowerment guru named Ernie “Macked Up” Bigman. Things escalate when our hero begrudgingly joins a man named Earl Beefington at the Craps table, where Ron winds up rolling snake eyes every single time, a veritable impossibility. This newfound superpower earns him gobs of cash and unwanted notoriety, thus hurling him into an existential shit storm that forces him to question both his buried past and his current reality. All as he becomes Macked Up’s main target.

In the years 1980 and 2000, two different groups of superpowered teen sleuths have discovered a horrible secret deep underground: God is real, he's an even moodier teenager than they are, and he hates all of them personally! Now, they have no choice but to work together across the decades to find a way to survive. How do you defeat an immortal, omnipotent enemy who defines the very reality you inhabit?

Enter the world of the Dark Pony Radio Show; Your hosts the Pale Lady, Dark Gentleman and Scarlet Courtesan Welcome You.

These ancient beings, with ancient desires have always been here, and they will always remain here. Lurking on the edge of what we preceieve, they influence the world through stories.  

Whether you are listening to the podcast, or sitting in the audience of a live performance, you have welcomed these beings into your world. 

This audio first production from creator Raed Hojiej features special guest actors, through an episodic and anthological experience. 

Ashlee Rinn Jensdottir lives on the edge of society, and of space. Facing discrimination and hardship at the hands of a transphobic culture on the ground, Ashlee resolves to embrace and protect the skies. It's a dangerous and unpredictable profession with zero guarantee of surviving to see the next payday. When she and her crew of misfits stumble across a pilot in distress, their world suddenly gets a whole lot bigger... and far more perilous.